Monday, May 17, 2010

How can I create a northern-climate orange tree hybrid?

I would like to grow oranges and grapefruit in northern Michigan. I have been experimenting with this new hybrid seed I have created. Step one, splice a maple seed to an orange seed with masking tape. Step two, squirt unleaded gasoline on it and set it on fire. Step three, put it out with water. Can this grow and will I be a millionaire?

How can I create a northern-climate orange tree hybrid?
God, I swear you're as daft as my bride-to-be, Judy Teen. Of course that will work. How can you even ask? Why are you asking silly questions in this serious forum?





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